I Asked AI How To Belive In Myself

And to answer in a David Lynch tone

The response:

Ah, the eternal riddle of self-belief - it's rather like trying to teach a cloud to juggle, isn't it? But here's the wonderful secret: you're already carrying galaxies inside you, even when you're just making toast in your pajamas.

Start small, like a determined houseplant reaching for a sunbeam. Each morning, whisper one true thing you like about yourself - maybe it's how you always remember to thank the bus driver, or the way you can fold origami cranes when you're nervous. Tiny truths add up, like pocket change becoming a treasure chest.

Speaking of treasures, collect your victories like a magpie collects shiny things. Did you make your bed today? Splendid! Called your grandmother? Magnificent! Each little win is a firefly in your jar of accomplishments, glowing quietly but persistently.

When doubt creeps in like a fog made of worried caterpillars, remember this: every expert was once a beginner who kept showing up. Even the moon started as stardust before it learned to shine. Your wobbles and stumbles are just your future strengths doing their first dance steps.

Surround yourself with people who make your soul feel like it's wearing warm socks - the ones who see your spark even when you're convinced you're just a burnt-out match. Their faith in you is like a mirror showing your true self: capable, worthy, and surprisingly good at crossword puzzles on Thursdays.

Remember, believing in yourself isn't about being perfect - it's about being perfectly you, with all your wonderful quirks and fascinating flaws. Like a teacup holding the ocean, you contain multitudes. And that's rather spectacular, don't you think?

And here’s how I edited it:

The eternal riddle of self-belief - it’s like trying to teach a cloud to juggle. But there’s a wonderful secret: you’re already carrying galaxies inside you, even when you’re just making toast in ripped pants.

Start small, like a determined houseplant reaching for a sunbeam. Each morning, whisper one true thing you like about yourself - maybe it’s how you visualize paint swipes in the air. Tiny truths add up like marbles.

speaking of treasures, collect your victories! did you make your bed today? no. that’s ok, did you eat a normal breakfast? no. ok, next one. Did you brush your teeth? I did! count your every small win

When doubt creeps in on you like a little worried caterpillar, remember this: every expert was once a beginner who kept showing up. Your wobbles are just your future strengths taking their first steps.

surround yourself with people who make your soul feel like it’s wearing warm socks. the ones who see your spark even when you are convinced you are a pile of burning shards. See their faith in you like a mirror showing you your true self: capable and worthy.

Believing in yourself isn’t about being good at everything, or good at all. we are all full of swarms, storms, and sweet stuff like jam. we contain multitudes, like a teacup holding the ocean.